[2026-09-29 06:56:35] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-29 06:56:35] [INFO] Starting cycle #3506 — r/clevercomebacks (31/31) [2026-09-29 06:56:35] [INFO] Time: 2026-09-29 06:56:35 [2026-09-29 06:56:35] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-29 06:56:35] [INFO] Fetching posts from r/clevercomebacks... [2026-09-29 06:56:35] [INFO] → Fetching Reddit listing: https://oauth.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/hot [2026-09-29 06:56:36] [SUCCESS] → Reddit OAuth fetch OK (24 image posts) [2026-09-29 06:56:36] [INFO] → Found 24 image posts [2026-09-29 06:56:36] [INFO] → Running Supabase cleanup (records older than 100 hours)... [2026-09-29 06:56:37] [INFO] → No Supabase records older than 100 hours to delete [2026-09-29 06:56:37] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Keep those goalposts moving... [2026-09-29 06:56:37] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (129396 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:56:37] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:56:37] [INFO] Processing: Keep those goalposts moving... [2026-09-29 06:56:37] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:56:37] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:56:39] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790664997_E3M93Slsc.webp [2026-09-29 06:56:39] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Keep those goalposts moving... [2026-09-29 06:56:39] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Keep those goalposts moving... [2026-09-29 06:56:41] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: $8.5 billion vs. common sense... [2026-09-29 06:56:42] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (99158 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:56:42] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:56:42] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-29 06:56:42] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Thank God for nerds.... [2026-09-29 06:56:42] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (38242 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:56:42] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:56:43] [INFO] Processing: Thank God for nerds.... [2026-09-29 06:56:43] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:56:43] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:56:44] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665003_p-B7HadGU.webp [2026-09-29 06:56:44] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Thank God for nerds.... [2026-09-29 06:56:44] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Thank God for nerds.... [2026-09-29 06:56:46] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Out of sight, out of mind.... [2026-09-29 06:56:46] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: He played himself.... [2026-09-29 06:56:46] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Like many of this administration's actions and policies, It'... [2026-09-29 06:56:46] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (182097 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:56:46] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:56:47] [INFO] Processing: Like many of this administration's actions and policies, It'... [2026-09-29 06:56:47] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:56:47] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:56:49] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665007_rlCkyXfcJ.webp [2026-09-29 06:56:50] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Like many of this administration's actions and pol... [2026-09-29 06:56:50] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Like many of this administration's actions and pol... [2026-09-29 06:56:52] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: "Painful 50-50 split" — for the guy who will have $3B left a... [2026-09-29 06:56:52] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (216639 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:56:52] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:56:53] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-29 06:56:53] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Can't argue with facts...... [2026-09-29 06:56:53] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (133836 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:56:53] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:56:54] [INFO] Processing: Can't argue with facts...... [2026-09-29 06:56:54] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:56:54] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:56:55] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665014_djlVJ368N.webp [2026-09-29 06:56:56] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Can't argue with facts...... [2026-09-29 06:56:56] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Can't argue with facts...... [2026-09-29 06:56:58] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Sad but true.... [2026-09-29 06:56:58] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (160842 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:56:58] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:56:59] [INFO] Processing: Sad but true.... [2026-09-29 06:56:59] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:56:59] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:57:00] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665019_zgAxUz8jW.webp [2026-09-29 06:57:01] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Sad but true.... [2026-09-29 06:57:01] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Sad but true.... [2026-09-29 06:57:03] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: we existed before the tech billionaires shoved this down our... [2026-09-29 06:57:03] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (136958 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:03] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Halal dad jokes... [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (71865 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: It was just too intense for him...... [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (182833 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:04] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:05] [INFO] Processing: It was just too intense for him...... [2026-09-29 06:57:05] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:57:05] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:57:07] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665025_-RJzE1Lop.webp [2026-09-29 06:57:07] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: It was just too intense for him...... [2026-09-29 06:57:07] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: It was just too intense for him...... [2026-09-29 06:57:09] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: If it helps Americans, Trump hates it!... [2026-09-29 06:57:09] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (283341 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:09] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:10] [INFO] Processing: If it helps Americans, Trump hates it!... [2026-09-29 06:57:10] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:57:10] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:57:12] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665030_F3HKK7pme.webp [2026-09-29 06:57:12] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: If it helps Americans, Trump hates it!... [2026-09-29 06:57:12] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: If it helps Americans, Trump hates it!... [2026-09-29 06:57:14] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Who needs food anyway? Rawrrrrr... [2026-09-29 06:57:14] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Cry harder snowflake... [2026-09-29 06:57:14] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (155667 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:14] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:15] [INFO] Processing: Cry harder snowflake... [2026-09-29 06:57:15] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:57:15] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:57:17] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665035_1nN00Xldg.webp [2026-09-29 06:57:17] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Cry harder snowflake... [2026-09-29 06:57:17] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Cry harder snowflake... [2026-09-29 06:57:19] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Come fly the furry skies.... [2026-09-29 06:57:19] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Why do conservative men prefer children?... [2026-09-29 06:57:19] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: There is an election coming... [2026-09-29 06:57:19] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: A seven month old lie... [2026-09-29 06:57:19] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (152451 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:19] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:20] [INFO] Processing: A seven month old lie... [2026-09-29 06:57:20] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:57:20] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:57:22] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665040_ZLqIOw5jH.webp [2026-09-29 06:57:22] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: A seven month old lie... [2026-09-29 06:57:22] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: A seven month old lie... [2026-09-29 06:57:24] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: You Gotta Know Your True Friends.... [2026-09-29 06:57:24] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: The math doesn't math...... [2026-09-29 06:57:24] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: He planted trees “This is Sharia Law” is the most unhinged l... [2026-09-29 06:57:24] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (65233 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:24] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:25] [INFO] Processing: He planted trees “This is Sharia Law” is the most unhinged l... [2026-09-29 06:57:25] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-29 06:57:25] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-29 06:57:26] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790665045_HsxDNiWWD.webp [2026-09-29 06:57:27] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: He planted trees “This is Sharia Law” is the most ... [2026-09-29 06:57:27] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: He planted trees “This is Sharia Law” is the most ... [2026-09-29 06:57:29] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: remember how his Metaverse was the future and he sunk billi... [2026-09-29 06:57:29] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (51489 bytes) [2026-09-29 06:57:29] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-29 06:57:30] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-29 06:57:30] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: The reason his family moved from Canada to South A... [2026-09-29 06:57:30] [INFO] → Processed: 10, Skipped: 14 [2026-09-29 06:57:30] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-29 06:57:30] [INFO] Cycle #3506 (r/clevercomebacks) completed at 2026-09-29 06:57:30 [2026-09-29 06:57:30] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-29 06:57:30] [INFO] Publishing cycle log to WordPress...