[2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] Starting cycle #2049 — r/clevercomebacks (31/31) [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] Time: 2026-08-29 10:20:49 [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] Fetching posts from r/clevercomebacks... [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] → Fetching Reddit listing: https://oauth.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/hot [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [SUCCESS] → Reddit OAuth fetch OK (24 image posts) [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] → Found 24 image posts [2026-08-29 10:20:49] [INFO] → Running Supabase cleanup (records older than 100 hours)... [2026-08-29 10:20:50] [SUCCESS] → Deleted 2 Supabase record(s) older than 100 hours [2026-08-29 10:20:50] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: He waited 80 years for a fake photo.... [2026-08-29 10:20:50] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (266858 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:20:50] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:20:51] [INFO] Processing: He waited 80 years for a fake photo.... [2026-08-29 10:20:51] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-29 10:20:51] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-29 10:20:53] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787998851__SRkfW2cd.webp [2026-08-29 10:20:53] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: He waited 80 years for a fake photo.... [2026-08-29 10:20:53] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: He waited 80 years for a fake photo.... [2026-08-29 10:20:55] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: The hypocrisy knows no bounds...... [2026-08-29 10:20:55] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (166289 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:20:55] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:20:56] [INFO] Processing: The hypocrisy knows no bounds...... [2026-08-29 10:20:56] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-29 10:20:56] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-29 10:20:58] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787998856_P-OpCHCE1.webp [2026-08-29 10:20:58] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: The hypocrisy knows no bounds...... [2026-08-29 10:20:58] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: The hypocrisy knows no bounds...... [2026-08-29 10:21:00] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Normal people see right through this... [2026-08-29 10:21:00] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (130950 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:21:00] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:21:01] [INFO] Processing: Normal people see right through this... [2026-08-29 10:21:01] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-29 10:21:01] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-29 10:21:03] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787998861_YeBtMotOG.webp [2026-08-29 10:21:03] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Normal people see right through this... [2026-08-29 10:21:03] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Normal people see right through this... [2026-08-29 10:21:05] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Democrats can't vote in republican primaries... [2026-08-29 10:21:05] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Oh, MAGA hates comedy and Jelly Roll now, and loves cancel c... [2026-08-29 10:21:05] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (141783 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:21:05] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:21:06] [INFO] Processing: Oh, MAGA hates comedy and Jelly Roll now, and loves cancel c... [2026-08-29 10:21:06] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-29 10:21:06] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-29 10:21:07] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787998866_XWztD9ARC.webp [2026-08-29 10:21:08] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Oh, MAGA hates comedy and Jelly Roll now, and love... [2026-08-29 10:21:08] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Oh, MAGA hates comedy and Jelly Roll now, and love... [2026-08-29 10:21:10] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: His ego needs its own crater... [2026-08-29 10:21:10] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (274219 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:21:10] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:21:11] [INFO] Processing: His ego needs its own crater... [2026-08-29 10:21:11] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-29 10:21:11] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-29 10:21:13] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787998871_9z5bG4rpU.webp [2026-08-29 10:21:14] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: His ego needs its own crater... [2026-08-29 10:21:14] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: His ego needs its own crater... [2026-08-29 10:21:16] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Losing everything over a beer and bigotry... [2026-08-29 10:21:16] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (169747 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:21:16] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:21:17] [INFO] Processing: Losing everything over a beer and bigotry... [2026-08-29 10:21:17] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-29 10:21:17] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-29 10:21:18] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787998877_xWUB0a4El.webp [2026-08-29 10:21:19] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Losing everything over a beer and bigotry... [2026-08-29 10:21:19] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Losing everything over a beer and bigotry... [2026-08-29 10:21:21] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Burger King.... [2026-08-29 10:21:21] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (131479 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:21:21] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:21:22] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-08-29 10:21:22] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: JPMorgan tried to save $642 on a sandwich platter and it cos... [2026-08-29 10:21:22] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (158848 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:21:22] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: fear of Indian immigration... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Fox News accidentally made the Democrats look hot.... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Does Israel have a right to our tax dollars?... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Kids needed healthcare, politicians wanted power.... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: This is a policy failure!... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (148963 bytes) [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] Processing: This is a policy failure!... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-29 10:21:23] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-29 10:21:25] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787998883_qzWgh96ug.webp [2026-08-29 10:21:25] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: This is a policy failure!... [2026-08-29 10:21:25] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: This is a policy failure!... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: right out of an authoritarian playbook. Accuse the... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Clever comeback by canadian pm mark carney... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: could go with Lake Stormy... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: MapQuest makes its position clear 😄... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: That's not an Epstein island where you can do what... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Healthcare. America.... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: There's no accounting for taste.... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: He actually just officialy renamed it... with a sh... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Consider This the American People's Comeback For T... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Monkeys beware...... [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] → Processed: 7, Skipped: 17 [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] Cycle #2049 (r/clevercomebacks) completed at 2026-08-29 10:21:27 [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-29 10:21:27] [INFO] Publishing cycle log to WordPress...