44321496a5ac — r/clevercomebacks — Cycle #3568 — 2026-09-30 14:27:40

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[2026-09-30 14:27:13] [INFO] Starting cycle #3568 — r/clevercomebacks (31/31)
[2026-09-30 14:27:13] [INFO] Time: 2026-09-30 14:27:13
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Fetching posts from r/clevercomebacks...
[2026-09-30 14:27:13] [INFO]   → Fetching Reddit listing: https://oauth.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/hot
[2026-09-30 14:27:14] [SUCCESS]   → Reddit OAuth fetch OK (24 image posts)
[2026-09-30 14:27:14] [INFO]   → Found 24 image posts
[2026-09-30 14:27:14] [INFO]   → Running Supabase cleanup (records older than 100 hours)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:14] [INFO]   → No Supabase records older than 100 hours to delete
[2026-09-30 14:27:14] [INFO] 
  Downloading for politics check: Long on words, short on morals....
[2026-09-30 14:27:15] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (179025 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:15] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:15] [INFO]   → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only
[2026-09-30 14:27:15] [INFO] 
  Downloading for politics check: We're not some 13-year-old girl on Epstein Island....
[2026-09-30 14:27:15] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (237744 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:15] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:16] [INFO]   → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only
[2026-09-30 14:27:16] [INFO] 
  Downloading for politics check: Spent $100k to tell everyone your personality is a podcast c...
[2026-09-30 14:27:16] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (161388 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:16] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:17] [INFO] 
  Processing: Spent $100k to tell everyone your personality is a podcast c...
[2026-09-30 14:27:17] [INFO]   → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP...
[2026-09-30 14:27:17] [INFO]   → Uploading WebP to ImageKit...
[2026-09-30 14:27:19] [SUCCESS]   → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790778437_Z2T3p4QbW.webp
[2026-09-30 14:27:19] [SUCCESS]   → Supabase insert OK: Spent $100k to tell everyone your personality is a...
[2026-09-30 14:27:19] [SUCCESS]   ✓ Saved: Spent $100k to tell everyone your personality is a...
[2026-09-30 14:27:21] [INFO] 
  Downloading for politics check: AI detector says with 100% certainty that Mary Shelley used ...
[2026-09-30 14:27:21] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (131832 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:21] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:22] [INFO]   → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only
[2026-09-30 14:27:22] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: Occam’s Razor...
[2026-09-30 14:27:22] [INFO] 
  Downloading for politics check: Zangief he is not......
[2026-09-30 14:27:22] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (146565 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:22] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
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  Processing: Zangief he is not......
[2026-09-30 14:27:23] [INFO]   → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP...
[2026-09-30 14:27:23] [INFO]   → Uploading WebP to ImageKit...
[2026-09-30 14:27:25] [SUCCESS]   → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790778443_hdUV6q5hW.webp
[2026-09-30 14:27:25] [SUCCESS]   → Supabase insert OK: Zangief he is not......
[2026-09-30 14:27:25] [SUCCESS]   ✓ Saved: Zangief he is not......
[2026-09-30 14:27:27] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: English is not their strong suit......
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  Downloading for politics check: Sometimes the funniest comeback is the worst possible one......
[2026-09-30 14:27:27] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (264008 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:27] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
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  Processing: Sometimes the funniest comeback is the worst possible one......
[2026-09-30 14:27:28] [INFO]   → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP...
[2026-09-30 14:27:28] [INFO]   → Uploading WebP to ImageKit...
[2026-09-30 14:27:30] [SUCCESS]   → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790778448_rfHp1TqG5.webp
[2026-09-30 14:27:30] [SUCCESS]   → Supabase insert OK: Sometimes the funniest comeback is the worst possi...
[2026-09-30 14:27:30] [SUCCESS]   ✓ Saved: Sometimes the funniest comeback is the worst possi...
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  Downloading for politics check: Trump meeting with AI leaders at the White House...
[2026-09-30 14:27:32] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (123090 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:32] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:33] [INFO] 
  Processing: Trump meeting with AI leaders at the White House...
[2026-09-30 14:27:33] [INFO]   → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP...
[2026-09-30 14:27:33] [INFO]   → Uploading WebP to ImageKit...
[2026-09-30 14:27:35] [SUCCESS]   → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1790778453_K3iLZroJK.webp
[2026-09-30 14:27:35] [SUCCESS]   → Supabase insert OK: Trump meeting with AI leaders at the White House...
[2026-09-30 14:27:35] [SUCCESS]   ✓ Saved: Trump meeting with AI leaders at the White House...
[2026-09-30 14:27:37] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: Same day, yet another recall......
[2026-09-30 14:27:37] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: Fox News found the one person who literally can’t ...
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  Downloading for politics check: that's the posture of someone rigging elections sitting at a...
[2026-09-30 14:27:37] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (114689 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:37] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: That is not an exaggeration...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: JD Vance claims Trump has the highest IQ of any Pr...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: The resemblance is uncanny...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: China executes billionaires for bribery, America m...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: Conservative activist Riley Gaines has a dilemma.....
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: A healthy comeback......
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: I'm convinced low income people know how to treat ...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: So weird, Spencer...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: Cry harder snowflake...
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO] 
  Downloading for politics check: The Post Idiocracy....
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (110227 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:38] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:39] [INFO]   → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only
[2026-09-30 14:27:39] [INFO]   → Skipping duplicate: The Pope vs. Thiel...
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  Downloading for politics check: A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche ✍️...
[2026-09-30 14:27:39] [SUCCESS]   → Image downloaded (69616 bytes)
[2026-09-30 14:27:39] [INFO]   Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)...
[2026-09-30 14:27:40] [INFO]   → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only
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  → Processed: 4, Skipped: 20
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[2026-09-30 14:27:40] [INFO] Cycle #3568 (r/clevercomebacks) completed at 2026-09-30 14:27:40
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