[2026-09-10 21:46:32] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-10 21:46:32] [INFO] Starting cycle #2638 — r/clevercomebacks (31/31) [2026-09-10 21:46:32] [INFO] Time: 2026-09-10 21:46:32 [2026-09-10 21:46:32] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-10 21:46:32] [INFO] Fetching posts from r/clevercomebacks... [2026-09-10 21:46:32] [INFO] → Fetching Reddit listing: https://oauth.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/hot [2026-09-10 21:46:33] [SUCCESS] → Reddit OAuth fetch OK (23 image posts) [2026-09-10 21:46:33] [INFO] → Found 23 image posts [2026-09-10 21:46:33] [INFO] → Running Supabase cleanup (records older than 100 hours)... [2026-09-10 21:46:34] [SUCCESS] → Deleted 1 Supabase record(s) older than 100 hours [2026-09-10 21:46:34] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Fetterman IS a rat.... [2026-09-10 21:46:34] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (65371 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:46:34] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:46:35] [INFO] Processing: Fetterman IS a rat.... [2026-09-10 21:46:35] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:46:35] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:46:36] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076795_yfVVzcs3j.webp [2026-09-10 21:46:37] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Fetterman IS a rat.... [2026-09-10 21:46:37] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Fetterman IS a rat.... [2026-09-10 21:46:39] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: That’s not a rebate plan. That’s fantasy accounting.... [2026-09-10 21:46:39] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (279936 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:46:39] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:46:40] [INFO] Processing: That’s not a rebate plan. That’s fantasy accounting.... [2026-09-10 21:46:40] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:46:40] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:46:41] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076800_qxjySkYNP.webp [2026-09-10 21:46:42] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: That’s not a rebate plan. That’s fantasy accountin... [2026-09-10 21:46:42] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: That’s not a rebate plan. That’s fantasy accountin... [2026-09-10 21:46:44] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Trump: I won't tell you what my weak spot is.... [2026-09-10 21:46:44] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (210273 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:46:44] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:46:45] [INFO] Processing: Trump: I won't tell you what my weak spot is.... [2026-09-10 21:46:45] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:46:45] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:46:47] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076805_zHDoU7eed.webp [2026-09-10 21:46:48] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Trump: I won't tell you what my weak spot is.... [2026-09-10 21:46:48] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Trump: I won't tell you what my weak spot is.... [2026-09-10 21:46:50] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: A charity built on injustice... [2026-09-10 21:46:50] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (104701 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:46:50] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: This is getting out of hand... [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Of Gods & Men.... [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (42371 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: How the tables turn... [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (44177 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:46:51] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:46:52] [INFO] Processing: How the tables turn... [2026-09-10 21:46:52] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:46:52] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:46:53] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076812_0-GvCF4H5.webp [2026-09-10 21:46:53] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: How the tables turn... [2026-09-10 21:46:53] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: How the tables turn... [2026-09-10 21:46:55] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Creating the crisis, then pretending to fix it.... [2026-09-10 21:46:55] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (253479 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:46:55] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:46:57] [INFO] Processing: Creating the crisis, then pretending to fix it.... [2026-09-10 21:46:57] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:46:57] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:46:59] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076817_9mL7dSkHK.webp [2026-09-10 21:46:59] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Creating the crisis, then pretending to fix it.... [2026-09-10 21:46:59] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Creating the crisis, then pretending to fix it.... [2026-09-10 21:47:01] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Grindr servers down again?... [2026-09-10 21:47:01] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (55249 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:01] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:02] [INFO] Processing: Grindr servers down again?... [2026-09-10 21:47:02] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:47:02] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:47:03] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076822_nreNVtqjO.webp [2026-09-10 21:47:03] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Grindr servers down again?... [2026-09-10 21:47:03] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Grindr servers down again?... [2026-09-10 21:47:05] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Funny how the money only appears before elections.... [2026-09-10 21:47:05] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (327956 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:05] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:07] [INFO] Processing: Funny how the money only appears before elections.... [2026-09-10 21:47:07] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:47:07] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:47:09] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076827_3w-9sw49V.webp [2026-09-10 21:47:09] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Funny how the money only appears before elections.... [2026-09-10 21:47:09] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Funny how the money only appears before elections.... [2026-09-10 21:47:11] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Cracked me up... [2026-09-10 21:47:11] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (100488 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:11] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:12] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-10 21:47:12] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Even Grindr couldn’t handle Republican networking.... [2026-09-10 21:47:12] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (232490 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:12] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:13] [INFO] Processing: Even Grindr couldn’t handle Republican networking.... [2026-09-10 21:47:13] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:47:13] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:47:14] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076833_tLJoFlBPC.webp [2026-09-10 21:47:15] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Even Grindr couldn’t handle Republican networking.... [2026-09-10 21:47:15] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Even Grindr couldn’t handle Republican networking.... [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Honestly, it is pretty well known by now... [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Please don't try to sound smart. You aren't.... [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: The vaccines work 😭... [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (32644 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Checks always on the way, never in your pocket... [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Hungry hungry hippo... [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (194001 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:17] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:18] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-10 21:47:18] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: It was always a long shot... [2026-09-10 21:47:18] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (50100 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:18] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:19] [INFO] Processing: It was always a long shot... [2026-09-10 21:47:19] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-09-10 21:47:19] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-09-10 21:47:20] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1789076839_RjryeOJIP.webp [2026-09-10 21:47:21] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: It was always a long shot... [2026-09-10 21:47:21] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: It was always a long shot... [2026-09-10 21:47:23] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Looks like Sony got a pizza their minds... [2026-09-10 21:47:23] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (92609 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:23] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:24] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-10 21:47:24] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate:  “this AI generated image shows exactly how lif... [2026-09-10 21:47:24] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: what did they use, those little magnetic letters k... [2026-09-10 21:47:24] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Their foot stays on Apple's neck.... [2026-09-10 21:47:24] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (121177 bytes) [2026-09-10 21:47:24] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-09-10 21:47:25] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-09-10 21:47:25] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Peak journalism... [2026-09-10 21:47:25] [INFO] → Processed: 9, Skipped: 14 [2026-09-10 21:47:25] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-10 21:47:25] [INFO] Cycle #2638 (r/clevercomebacks) completed at 2026-09-10 21:47:25 [2026-09-10 21:47:25] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-09-10 21:47:25] [INFO] Publishing cycle log to WordPress...