[2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] Starting cycle #1894 — r/clevercomebacks (31/31) [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] Time: 2026-08-26 03:34:24 [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] Fetching posts from r/clevercomebacks... [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] → Fetching Reddit listing: https://oauth.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/hot [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [SUCCESS] → Reddit OAuth fetch OK (24 image posts) [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] → Found 24 image posts [2026-08-26 03:34:24] [INFO] → Running Supabase cleanup (records older than 100 hours)... [2026-08-26 03:34:26] [SUCCESS] → Deleted 2 Supabase record(s) older than 100 hours [2026-08-26 03:34:26] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: The public is asleep... [2026-08-26 03:34:26] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (113303 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:34:26] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:34:26] [INFO] Processing: The public is asleep... [2026-08-26 03:34:26] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:34:26] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:34:28] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715266_kJ9CdyZmN.webp [2026-08-26 03:34:28] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: The public is asleep... [2026-08-26 03:34:28] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: The public is asleep... [2026-08-26 03:34:30] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: El-Sayed makes a valid point.... [2026-08-26 03:34:31] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (223256 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:34:31] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:34:32] [INFO] Processing: El-Sayed makes a valid point.... [2026-08-26 03:34:32] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:34:32] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:34:33] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715272_Ro58JFn8v.webp [2026-08-26 03:34:33] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: El-Sayed makes a valid point.... [2026-08-26 03:34:33] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: El-Sayed makes a valid point.... [2026-08-26 03:34:35] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Nothing Says “Honor Dolly” Like Cutting Her Library... [2026-08-26 03:34:35] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (330079 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:34:35] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:34:37] [INFO] Processing: Nothing Says “Honor Dolly” Like Cutting Her Library... [2026-08-26 03:34:37] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:34:37] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:34:38] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715277_E__QLLLfm.webp [2026-08-26 03:34:39] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Nothing Says “Honor Dolly” Like Cutting Her Librar... [2026-08-26 03:34:39] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Nothing Says “Honor Dolly” Like Cutting Her Librar... [2026-08-26 03:34:41] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Best comeback I've seen in a while.... [2026-08-26 03:34:41] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (38188 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:34:41] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:34:41] [INFO] Processing: Best comeback I've seen in a while.... [2026-08-26 03:34:41] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:34:41] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:34:42] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715281_F0DHY6z_7.webp [2026-08-26 03:34:43] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Best comeback I've seen in a while.... [2026-08-26 03:34:43] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Best comeback I've seen in a while.... [2026-08-26 03:34:45] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: The “Parental Rights” Argument Falls Apart Fast... [2026-08-26 03:34:45] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (272256 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:34:45] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:34:46] [INFO] Processing: The “Parental Rights” Argument Falls Apart Fast... [2026-08-26 03:34:46] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:34:46] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:34:48] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715286_LBiqfECxX.webp [2026-08-26 03:34:48] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: The “Parental Rights” Argument Falls Apart Fast... [2026-08-26 03:34:48] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: The “Parental Rights” Argument Falls Apart Fast... [2026-08-26 03:34:50] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Turns out the brain worm was the qualified one... [2026-08-26 03:34:50] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (121567 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:34:50] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:34:52] [INFO] Processing: Turns out the brain worm was the qualified one... [2026-08-26 03:34:52] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:34:52] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:34:53] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715292_yGfIliY2u.webp [2026-08-26 03:34:54] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Turns out the brain worm was the qualified one... [2026-08-26 03:34:54] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Turns out the brain worm was the qualified one... [2026-08-26 03:34:56] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Those darn roving gangs of atheist proselytizers... [2026-08-26 03:34:56] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (68707 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:34:56] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:34:56] [INFO] Processing: Those darn roving gangs of atheist proselytizers... [2026-08-26 03:34:56] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:34:56] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:34:57] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715296_N7UQhLYRN.webp [2026-08-26 03:34:58] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Those darn roving gangs of atheist proselytizers... [2026-08-26 03:34:58] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Those darn roving gangs of atheist proselytizers... [2026-08-26 03:35:00] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: So much for America First.... [2026-08-26 03:35:00] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (387301 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:00] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:01] [INFO] Processing: So much for America First.... [2026-08-26 03:35:01] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:35:01] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:35:02] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715301_h_OyFazJt.webp [2026-08-26 03:35:03] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: So much for America First.... [2026-08-26 03:35:03] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: So much for America First.... [2026-08-26 03:35:05] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Jill Stein Beware the lesser evil bs... [2026-08-26 03:35:05] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (109224 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:05] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:06] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-08-26 03:35:06] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: This hill sucks... [2026-08-26 03:35:06] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (55418 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:06] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:07] [INFO] Processing: This hill sucks... [2026-08-26 03:35:07] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:35:07] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:35:08] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715307_kj7usZlgp.webp [2026-08-26 03:35:08] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: This hill sucks... [2026-08-26 03:35:08] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: This hill sucks... [2026-08-26 03:35:10] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Should Billionaires pay their fair share in taxes?... [2026-08-26 03:35:10] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (182630 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:10] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:11] [INFO] Processing: Should Billionaires pay their fair share in taxes?... [2026-08-26 03:35:11] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:35:11] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:35:13] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715311_tkivHH-sf.webp [2026-08-26 03:35:13] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Should Billionaires pay their fair share in taxes?... [2026-08-26 03:35:13] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Should Billionaires pay their fair share in taxes?... [2026-08-26 03:35:15] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Turns out the secret operating room was imaginary.... [2026-08-26 03:35:15] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: We must protect Natalie!... [2026-08-26 03:35:15] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (154329 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:15] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:16] [INFO] Processing: We must protect Natalie!... [2026-08-26 03:35:16] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:35:16] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:35:18] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715316_e4bxtjJ7m.webp [2026-08-26 03:35:18] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: We must protect Natalie!... [2026-08-26 03:35:18] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: We must protect Natalie!... [2026-08-26 03:35:20] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: Senator complains Florida tourism is down, gets reminded exa... [2026-08-26 03:35:20] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (116961 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:20] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:21] [INFO] Processing: Senator complains Florida tourism is down, gets reminded exa... [2026-08-26 03:35:21] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:35:21] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:35:22] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715321_t33eDtKyZ.webp [2026-08-26 03:35:23] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: Senator complains Florida tourism is down, gets re... [2026-08-26 03:35:23] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: Senator complains Florida tourism is down, gets re... [2026-08-26 03:35:25] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: When I try to discuss accessibility issues on a systemic bas... [2026-08-26 03:35:25] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (65883 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:25] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:25] [INFO] Processing: When I try to discuss accessibility issues on a systemic bas... [2026-08-26 03:35:25] [INFO] → Ollama classified as US politics (1); converting to WebP... [2026-08-26 03:35:25] [INFO] → Uploading WebP to ImageKit... [2026-08-26 03:35:27] [SUCCESS] → ImageKit upload OK: https://ik.imagekit.io/pngserver/reddit-images/reddit-1787715325_LiUGtK17k.webp [2026-08-26 03:35:27] [SUCCESS] → Supabase insert OK: When I try to discuss accessibility issues on a sy... [2026-08-26 03:35:27] [SUCCESS] ✓ Saved: When I try to discuss accessibility issues on a sy... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate:  sincerely, connie... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: When you try to sound tough but your itinerary say... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Idiocracy was a documentary... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: On Roommates.... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Keeps getting better... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: The three B's.... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: Gonna need a diaper change after this one... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] Downloading for politics check: She tried to catch men slipping about towel hygiene. He resp... [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [SUCCESS] → Image downloaded (49273 bytes) [2026-08-26 03:35:29] [INFO] Checking US politics (Ollama Cloud: gemma4:31b-cloud)... [2026-08-26 03:35:30] [INFO] → Not US politics (Ollama: 0); recording title in SQLite only [2026-08-26 03:35:30] [INFO] → Skipping duplicate: it's sad enough they do this, but now they waste ... [2026-08-26 03:35:30] [INFO] → Processed: 13, Skipped: 11 [2026-08-26 03:35:30] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-26 03:35:30] [INFO] Cycle #1894 (r/clevercomebacks) completed at 2026-08-26 03:35:30 [2026-08-26 03:35:30] [INFO] ================================================== [2026-08-26 03:35:30] [INFO] Publishing cycle log to WordPress...